BULLZI
A Ponzi scheme that is NEVER NOT BULLISH 
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========================================== BULLZI: THE HONEST PONZI (~~official~~) ========================================== Every green candle you have ever chased was paid by someone who arrived after you. We simply decline to pretend otherwise. BULLZI is a closed loop of tokens, SOL and math. Early bulls earn more. Later bulls earn less. The herd lives or dies on people continuing to show up. no hidden engine. no real-world revenue. no adult in a back room. It's a Ponzi. It's on-chain. It only knows one direction, and it is honest about the one thing that matters. (´• ω •`)
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Three steps. You never touch SOL on the way in. 
You deposit $BULLZI
Tokens only. Never SOL . The SOL is not yours and never becomes yours.
We pair it with our SOL
The protocol takes SOL from its own fund and opens a personal LP on PumpSwap. Just for you. How romantic.
You farm SOL
Every swap pays a 5 bps creator fee. Your pool takes its cut in SOL, weighted by how much you brought.
※ note: SOL always belongs to the protocol. you are renting exposure, not owning liquidity.
Every swap pays rent: 5 bps, cut cleanly down the middle.
50%
→ SOL FUND
Refills the reserve, so the next person has something to be paired with. The machine feeds the machine.
50%
→ REWARDS
Paid to LP holders in SOL. This is your yield. It came from the fee, which came from a swap, which came from someone else.
Nothing is created here. It is only moved, politely.
Big positions don't just earn more. They earn more, squared.
Bob has 10,000,000 · Viktor has 25,000,000 · total supply 1,000,000,000
You deposit 5% of supply and charge 78% of the rewards. Bob is mostly here for the view. 
※ coefficients always sum to 1. your slice is exactly what someone else's isn't.
Leaving costs 20%. Burned. Forever. For everyone's benefit and no one's in particular.
Deflation is just an exit fee we all agreed to admire. Every rage-quit makes the bag heavier for everyone still inside.
SOL FUND
0.00 ◎
50% of every creator fee ↓
↑ 100% of SOL from every exit
The fund pairs your tokens with SOL and refills itself from fees + exits. When it runs dry, deposits pause - quietly, without drama.
※ perpetual motion, until it isn't. the loop is the whole product. there is nothing behind it.
| Ticker | $BULLZI  |
| Network | Solana (the fast casino) |
| Launch | pump.fun fair launch - no presale, no team bags |
| Total supply | 1,000,000,000 → shrinking |
| Token standard | Token-2022 (SPL) · 6 decimals · launched on pump.fun |
| Creator fee | 5 bps per swap |
| Fee split | 50% fund / 50% rewards |
| Exit tax | 20% burn, permanent, non-negotiable |
| SOL fund | self-refilling, pairs your tokens with SOL |
| Reward weights | bullzi² ÷ supply (conviction, squared) |
| Crank | permissionless, 0.1% tip to whoever turns it |
No allocation for us means no promises from us. That's the trade.
| Processor | 1× Pentium™ Cope Engine @ 133 MHz |
| Consensus | Proof-of-Vibe (unaudited) |
| Installed hopium | 640 KB (ought to be enough) |
| Graphics | 3dfx Voodoo · dancing bananas accelerated |
| Sound card | SoundBlaster 16 - rug_anthem_final_FINAL.mid |
| Storage | on-chain, immutable, non-refundable |
| Cooling | the 20% exit burn (runs hot) |
| Built with | Notepad & honesty |
| Warranty | void the moment you connect a wallet |
Best viewed in Netscape Navigator 4.0 at 800×600.
| Cope index | MAXIMUM |
| Copium reserves | ∞ (self-refilling, like the fund) |
| Bulls | present & charging (in gif form) |
| Rug anthem | now playing · VOL ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯ |
| Community | exit liquidity, but make it friends |
| Mood | WAGMI (probably not) |
| Aesthetic | Frutiger Aero · Y2K · bull market |
| Honesty | 100% - it's the only feature |
The vibes are immaculate. The fundamentals are a Ponzi. Both are true.
| It's a Ponzi | yes. we put it in the name. |
| Your yield | is someone else's deposit |
| When it dies | when people stop showing up |
| Bigger bulls | charge first, squared. you don't. |
| Every exit | burns 20%, forever |
| Contract bug | possible. unaudited. your risk. |
| Refunds | lol. lmao, even. |
| Should you | probably not. DYOR. |
You read the Remorse tab. That's more diligence than most. Proceed like an adult.
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do not spook the herd. the bulls are also exit liquidity.
THE PARTS YOUR LAWYER WOULD CIRCLE
We wrote these ourselves. That should worry you appropriately.
It is a Ponzi. Returns are paid by later participants, not revenue. When they stop arriving, the yield stops with them.
If the SOL fund empties, deposits pause and new positions cannot open. Timing is not on your side.
Quadratic weighting means large positions dominate rewards. If you are small, you are mostly here for the view.
The 20% exit burn is permanent and non-negotiable. Leaving is never free.
Smart contracts fail, chains congest, and value can go to zero - including this one, in full, without warning.
None of this is a bug. All of it is disclosed. Proceed like an adult 
Sign the guestbook. It changes nothing. It burns nothing. It is purely decorative - like your returns.
- rugpull_survivor6h ago
at least this one told me first. respect.
- bob_10M1d ago
viktor keeps eating my rewards. squared. help.
- wagmi_probably_not2d ago
bought the top. it's a lifestyle now.
- honestly_impressed3d ago
first whitepaper i actually believe. because it admits it's a ponzi.